Retard

CAPITAL

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Token energy. Real-world equity.

Retard energy.
RITR equity.

A treasury built to turn $RETARD creator fees into shares of Reitar Logtech Holdings Ltd. One job. Nobody here can do two.

$RETARD token RITR shares
thats the whole plan

Waiting on launch

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hrs

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min

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sec

Clock starts the second the token is live. 2h after that, we buy.

Fees queued for this buy

0.00USD

+ 0.00 RETARD awaiting swap

≈ 0 more shares of RITR at the last quote

Why the treasury waits instead of buying every hour

IBKR watches how an account gets funded. Constant small top-ups trip an automated review, and a review freezes the account. So the fees sit in the wallet for the whole window, move in one wire, and get spent in one go.

Executing account

Interactive Brokers

U•••1723

Cash · USD

IBKR LLC · SIPC member · one wire, one buy

$RETARD · not launched

No contract address yet. The moment there is one, price, market cap, liquidity and volume land here on their own.

Tracking since launch

History through — · Updating

Creator fees allocated

0.0000

USD · ≈ $0.00 at the latest price

Pending creator fees

0.000000 USD

+ 0.00 RETARD

● 4% buy · 4% sell creator tax
Since launch

Total treasury value

$0.00

+$0.00 unrealized return

Equities, cash and funds in transit

Capital invested

$0.00

Across 0 equity position

Includes confirmed executions · statement pending

Unrealized return · estimated

+$0.00

+0% on invested capital

Quote · Sep 21, 2026, 8:00 PM EDT

Shares of RITR held

0

hover it
line go up anyway
No buys settled yet. The line starts the first time we press it.

Creator fees swept · hourly

0 USD

Waiting on the first hour

No fees swept yet. Bars appear the hour trading starts.

Every bar is an hour of people clicking buy or sell without reading anything. Hover one.

The machine, explained slowly

1

Somebody trades $RETARD

4% on buys, 4% on sells. The dumber the volume, the fatter the fee.

4% / 4%

2

Fees land in the creator wallet

Claimed on-chain, then swapped to USDC. No discretion, no vibes.

0 USD

3

USDC is wired to the brokerage

Off-ramped into the treasury account that holds the equity line.

$0.00

4

We buy RITR. We never sell.

Market orders into Reitar Logtech Holdings Ltd. The share count only goes up.

0 shares

The point of all this

We are not buying a stock.
We are taking the company.

Every fee becomes another share of Reitar Logtech Holdings Limited, and every share is a vote. Enough of them and the largest holder of a Nasdaq-listed logistics group is a drooling cartoon with a fish tank in its head. That is the whole ambition: accumulate until somebody at Reitar has to pick up the phone and give us a seat.

Owned today

0.000%

0 shares

Next rung

0.1%

On the register

Never

Sold

Not once, not a share

Reitar Logtech Holdings Limited logo

The underlying

Reitar Logtech Holdings Limited

A logistics technology and infrastructure group listed on the Nasdaq. It builds and services the warehouses and supply-chain assets other companies rent. It has no idea we exist.

Ticker
RITR · Nasdaq
Sector
Logistics property & supply-chain infrastructure
Why $1?
Nasdaq's own minimum bid price — deficiency notice, Sep 22 deadline
Shares outstanding
100,000,000

Market capitalisation

$0.5M

100,000,000 shares × $0.0046

$0.0046-93.96% over the periodTarget $1.00

Quote · Sep 21, 2026, 8:00 PM EDT

RITR · daily close

Sep 16Sep 22
Quote, chart & fundamentalsnasdaq.comFilings & disclosuressec.gov

we clicked the buy button again. nobody stopped us.